Central Wankers: Powell

Jerome "Inflation is Just a Phase" Powell is a one-of-a-kind American central wanker. From his early days of collecting Monopoly money, he displayed a unique understanding of financial systems (or lack thereof). Jerome mastered the art of kicking the economic can down the road and coined the popular phrase "What's a few trillion dollars between friends?" Jerome will always be remembered for his unwavering belief in the transient nature of inflation, even when evidence suggested otherwise.